Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Order your t-shirt now!

1) Already smarter than Bush. (On an infant's shirt)

2) 1/20/09: End of an Error!

3) That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway

4) Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First

5) Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.

6) You Can't Be Pro-War And Pro-Life At The Same Time

7) If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President

8) Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?

9) George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight

10) America : One Nation, Under Surveillance

11) They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It

12) Which God Do You Kill For?

13) Jail to the Chief!

14) Who Would Jesus Torture?

15) No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade?

16) Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap

17) Bad president! No Banana.

18) We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language

19) We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them

20) Rich Man's War, Poor Man's Blood

21) Is It Vietnam Yet?

22) Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either

23) Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?

24) You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.

25) Impeach Cheney First

26) When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46/gal!

27) The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century

28) 2004: Embarrassed - 2005: Horrified - 2006: Terrified

29) Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

8 comments:

adam said...

How do I get #23?

WP said...

I like #27. It is relevant for Bush and for many others including our state legislature.

I need to 2XL.

Natalie said...

I know this is meant in fun, and I did chuckle a little. However, I need to point out that, just as it is offensive (and untrue) for some Republicans to claim they are the only party with morals, it is offensive (and equally untrue) for Democrats to imply that they are the only ones with brains.

Or, in your dad's case, taste in restaurants.

I think that painting with broad brushes makes our country's problems worse, not better.

Allie said...

Of course you are right Natalie (but don't you think it's better to laugh at GW because he's an idiot than to have to assume he's pure evil?) :)

(I'm sure he's a nice person and all...)

(My dad has excellent taste in restaurants, if you've ever had the pleasure of dining with him... (aside from the KFC phase anyway))

Emily said...

Getting off topic a little bit, but I think part of being a genuine liberal means you can identify / enjoy the best restaurants AND sometimes enjoy more...proletariat...establishments as well. However, the McDonalds breakfast I ate last week before going ocean fishing resulted in some instant karma. Or added to it at least. I guess I can count it a blessing that I was allowed to "get out of McDonalds free" and that egg mcmuffin isn't now part of my being.

Emily said...

P.S. My favorites are 3 and 19.

Charly said...

#23 was my favorite also. Did you come up with these all yourself, Al?? Very clever! Moreover, do you actually have a t-shirt with any of these slogans on it??

Allie said...

I'm not nearly that clever...

These came from an email forward.

(and I don't own any shirts that say these things, but if I did, it would be #23)